As I am an avid and extremely critical Lynx user, I am told this frequently.
READERS: IF YOU LOOK AT TOO MANY INTERNET PICTURES YOU WILL SLEEP A STARVATION VICTIM'S SLEEP, YOUR PIXEL-ADDLED HYPOTHALAMUS UNABLE TO FIRE PROPER REM CYCLE PATTERNS.
Understand, dearest friends, I do this not out of anger, out of 1) concern, 2) benevolence, and 3) impotent rage made potent via WWWLog. After I conduct the necessary sleep research, I may deign to include digital images, for to not do so would demonstrate a lack of capability.
I HAVE THE DEEPEST CONCERN FOR YOUR IDIOCY.
SIGNED.
--Dr. Magnalobes
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